yesterday night wen i was chatting with Kabir... (well...i can be chatty if i want to....my nickname was chatterbox in school) i was talking about how to be a proper lady??? like haven't you seen all those beautiful girls in those tight short...(and uncomfortable if u ask me) dresses...in those skyscrapper heels....talking so gracefully.......flirting with such a poise...???..everytime i come across such a speceis i wonder.....how on earth r they doing it??? like....if u r a girl u ud kno....its almost impossible to maintain proper hair....dress and shoes and be mobile and active at the same tym.....my girlfriends always asks me...."ready for some fun??" n wen i say yes they doll me up in breathtaking clothes that fit u like rubberband....and u start cursing urself for breathing....then they put 2 kg make up on my face.....gives me boots with heels almost 2 storey high.....truth to say....wen i stand infront of the mirror i do feel proud...and accomplished for a moment...(after succesfully ignoring the pain in my ankles and the urge to tear up the dess)....and if kabir gets to see me in such an attire he just stares......with round round eyes.....and it s fun to experience that attention....but that lasts only for 15 minutes or so.....then i gets really difficult to ignore the loud protests of my body forced into the lifeless boa constrictor....and then nature...the bitch....either makes me sweat....or produces such a wind that nething that fits loosely on me desires to leave me completely that instant....and mind you....u can look plain if u wear day to day clothes without make up.....but u ud look horrible if ur hair is like a crow's nest and u r trapped in an exotic attire and mascara is running down ur cheeks....so then i hae to rush to the wash room for a touch up.....by rushing i mean walking slower than a snail becoz of the heaven high heels....
an even bigger question is....how to go on a date dressed like that??? i tried it with kabir....it was a dissaster.....and he ended up asking....."do u need to change?"....first of all....i was wearing a short dress...so wenever i dropped sumthin (i m messy....remember) i had to ask him to pick it up.....and wenever i tried to sit my helmline kept riding up....so i stood all the time.....that gave me a horrible ankle ache....n i became snappy....and a horrible pain in the ass. then while coming backed we missed two cabs cuz i could not run in those shoes.....nature was a silent bitch all the tym....and i didnt even notice wen my hair slowly came back to its original hippie form.....and after all these trials and tribulations......my heel broke...i fell down.....started crying....resulting my mascara and kajal to run down my cheeks......Finally wen i reached home and looked in the mirror for an instant i thought its the ghost fom Insidious......i was about to shout....it was a close thing criusly
frankly....i have much more fun.....wen instead of eating miniature amounts like a lady i gobbel down my food like kabir does.....i have more fun wearing a jeans and a tshirt than a dress.....i have more fun playing vdo games than watching soaps....but the saddest part is i cant do that without being judged or labelled. I am not saying being a proper woman is bad....i just want to say that its not me....so plz let me be ....but society.....is a nosy fellow.....it dictates wat a girl is supposed to wear....wat is she supposed to eat....how is she supposed to eat....wat her attitude should be n everything else....criusly....for girls....there is very little oppurtunity to choose...."u have to be shy.....u cant be loud.....dont laugh just smile....oh no u cant sneeze...u cant whistle....u cant fart....u cant burp....u cant say that u like sex..u cant smoke.....u cant booze....u cant have a night out..." and so on and so forth...i mean cummon!!! this is outright fascist.....and u kno wat is the saddest part??? if u raise ur voice its the girls who r gonna hush you down...and curl their lips in hawty derision....the same girls who went on a rally the other day to support equality....
so i get confused????wat does equality mean???? doesnt it mean equal rights.....equal independence.....??? all of us want it.....a progressive society walks towards this goal....isnt it??? if so then y those snide remarks wen sumbody is actually doing that.....actually being herself???????? i guess...our society is not progressive.....its a child unsure of its goals....otherwise things wud have been different n there wud be lesser girls suffering from self inflicted malnutrition.....lesser girls on the verge of tears in killer heels....
an even bigger question is....how to go on a date dressed like that??? i tried it with kabir....it was a dissaster.....and he ended up asking....."do u need to change?"....first of all....i was wearing a short dress...so wenever i dropped sumthin (i m messy....remember) i had to ask him to pick it up.....and wenever i tried to sit my helmline kept riding up....so i stood all the time.....that gave me a horrible ankle ache....n i became snappy....and a horrible pain in the ass. then while coming backed we missed two cabs cuz i could not run in those shoes.....nature was a silent bitch all the tym....and i didnt even notice wen my hair slowly came back to its original hippie form.....and after all these trials and tribulations......my heel broke...i fell down.....started crying....resulting my mascara and kajal to run down my cheeks......Finally wen i reached home and looked in the mirror for an instant i thought its the ghost fom Insidious......i was about to shout....it was a close thing criusly
frankly....i have much more fun.....wen instead of eating miniature amounts like a lady i gobbel down my food like kabir does.....i have more fun wearing a jeans and a tshirt than a dress.....i have more fun playing vdo games than watching soaps....but the saddest part is i cant do that without being judged or labelled. I am not saying being a proper woman is bad....i just want to say that its not me....so plz let me be ....but society.....is a nosy fellow.....it dictates wat a girl is supposed to wear....wat is she supposed to eat....how is she supposed to eat....wat her attitude should be n everything else....criusly....for girls....there is very little oppurtunity to choose...."u have to be shy.....u cant be loud.....dont laugh just smile....oh no u cant sneeze...u cant whistle....u cant fart....u cant burp....u cant say that u like sex..u cant smoke.....u cant booze....u cant have a night out..." and so on and so forth...i mean cummon!!! this is outright fascist.....and u kno wat is the saddest part??? if u raise ur voice its the girls who r gonna hush you down...and curl their lips in hawty derision....the same girls who went on a rally the other day to support equality....
so i get confused????wat does equality mean???? doesnt it mean equal rights.....equal independence.....??? all of us want it.....a progressive society walks towards this goal....isnt it??? if so then y those snide remarks wen sumbody is actually doing that.....actually being herself???????? i guess...our society is not progressive.....its a child unsure of its goals....otherwise things wud have been different n there wud be lesser girls suffering from self inflicted malnutrition.....lesser girls on the verge of tears in killer heels....
hardly we can call us perfect this or that. we are all in the rainbows. if you allow to express my paradigm ' dress for comfort, stop before dogs on the streets bark'.
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